First time I ever played Team Fortess 2 I was running around stupidly with a Scout

hollywood-treasure:

all like

not really sure what I was doing.

Then I entered the intel room all like

“OH GOD WHERE AM I. OH NO. WHAT.”

and accidentally grabbed the intel. So I was sitting there for a second like

until my friend was like “YOU HAVE THE INTEL. RUN, STUPID.”

So I was like

while everyone is chasing me.

But now when I play it I go into the intel room like a fearless bastard all like

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chuskopan:

Let me see what you see!
…<3 owls

chuskopan:

Let me see what you see!

…<3 owls

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catbountry:

ms-ashri:

drvalkyrie:

sarcasmosaur:

Oh shit there are dicks here again sorry

AWW YEAH

Um I do not mind seeing German and or Russian deeks &lt;3

Heeeeeee.

catbountry:

ms-ashri:

drvalkyrie:

sarcasmosaur:

Oh shit there are dicks here again sorry

AWW YEAH

Um I do not mind seeing German and or Russian deeks <3

Heeeeeee.

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we-are-legion:

D-does it make up for Sir Pounce-a-Lot, Anders? ;___;

we-are-legion:

D-does it make up for Sir Pounce-a-Lot, Anders? ;___;

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ohgodsalazarwhy:

bioshockatlas:

accio-cookies:

can-i-slyther-in:

beautyfhxk:

Is this real? lol.

 OH GOD! ldfjssadflkj

Totally using “wishy washies” from now on.

rooty-tooty point and shooty.
Well. I’ve lost it.

THE NEXT TIME I WRITE A FIC WITH SHAUN I AM MAKING HIM SAY ALL THESE THINGS.
AT ONCE.

ohgodsalazarwhy:

bioshockatlas:

accio-cookies:

can-i-slyther-in:

beautyfhxk:

Is this real? lol.

 OH GOD! ldfjssadflkj

Totally using “wishy washies” from now on.

rooty-tooty point and shooty.

Well. I’ve lost it.

THE NEXT TIME I WRITE A FIC WITH SHAUN I AM MAKING HIM SAY ALL THESE THINGS.

AT ONCE.

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ohgodsalazarwhy:

Always and forever
Right now

ohgodsalazarwhy:

Always and forever

Right now

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djavjr:

the-fierce-deity:

bouncycastleforautisticpuppies:

redcometsshinkiro:

rosso-gattino:

ijake:

Hey lady, hey lady, I’m in space, going to space, space, space? space!

The full dialog from the Space Core from Portal 2, could be considered a spoiler? But it has nothing to do with the actual plot, though probably much more hilarious if you finished the game.

fg;uaforfgb SPACE CORE IS TOO CUTE. LET’S GO TO SPACE.

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

Space trial. Put in the system on trial. In space. Space system! On trial! Guilty! Of being in space! Go to space jail! 

Dad, I’m in space.

“I’m proud of you, son.”

Dad, are you in space?

“Yes. Now we are a family again.”

“I’m the best at space.”

“Wait wait wait. Wait, I know. I know. Wait. Wait lady. Lady wait. Lady lady, wait. Wait. I know. Wait, I know. …Space.”

“I’M GONNA MEET THE SUN!”

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I’ll be in a car and see some grafitti,

lawlspy:


And I’ll think “How the fuck do they get up that high?”

AND HOW DIDN’T ANYBODY SEE THEM DO IT ??

Magic, man. It’s the only answer.

(Source: schech)

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Spell your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N

hunterv:

brittums:

sweetrivertree:

astronomicalrockstar:

DO DO.

Thanks guys. 

t o p

i dont even…. 

(via billie-joe)

B t t

………. Wow.

 V t o

lol

My last name would be m o

V T O M O

 Ho  P ….
sweet zombie jesus… what?

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catbountry:

drvalkyrie:

httpcosmicb23deviantartcom:

My other OTP. &lt;3
It’s the original Heavy Weapons Guy and Medic, year 1890, hired by Blutarch Mann for Mann Co.
It’s kinda hard to draw them without making them look like the new Heavy and Medic. :/

YES MORE 1890s TEAM

THIS IS SO CUTE.

catbountry:

drvalkyrie:

httpcosmicb23deviantartcom:

My other OTP. <3

It’s the original Heavy Weapons Guy and Medic, year 1890, hired by Blutarch Mann for Mann Co.

It’s kinda hard to draw them without making them look like the new Heavy and Medic. :/

YES MORE 1890s TEAM

THIS IS SO CUTE.

(Source: fluttersly)

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